Bad Movie Thursday

Starring: The Hoff (nuff said)

Plot

A trio of hapless bounty hunters are recruited by a shady bail bondsman to try to keep a witness in drug trial alive to testify.

Rules

• Stereotypes
• Hasselhoff wears a headband, leather jacket, or leather pants
• Hasselhoff swears (x3), anyone else swears (x1)
• Editing mistakes (keep on your toes!)
• Every time someone says “white bread.”
• Hoff sings

Quotes

• “These guys drive worse than orientals.”
• “Another shit from the Hoff.”
• “There’s a time for shootin’ and a time for talkin’.”
• “Flat like a fucking tortilla!”
• “Ann Job?  You mean Hand Job?”

The Final Word

This is an action movie starring the Hoff, so there’s not much of a reason you shouldn’t watch it.  I’m pretty sure there’s singing, although it’s hard to remember because this is another backfill from a few years back.  I don’t remember much of it, although I think I could stomach watching it again.  It’s got to be good.