Bail Out


Starring: The Hoff (nuff said)


A trio of hapless bounty hunters are recruited by a shady bail bondsman to try to keep a witness in drug trial alive to testify.


  • Stereotypes
  • Hasselhoff wears a headband, leather jacket, or leather pants
  • Hasselhoff swears (x3), anyone else swears (x1)
  • Editing mistakes (keep on your toes!)
  • Every time someone says “white bread.”
  • Hoff sings


  • “These guys drive worse than orientals.”
  • “Another shit from the Hoff.”
  • “There’s a time for shootin’ and a time for talkin’.”
  • “Flat like a fucking tortilla!”
  • “Ann Job?  You mean Hand Job?”

The Final Word

This is an action movie starring the Hoff, so there’s not much of a reason you shouldn’t watch it.  I’m pretty sure there’s singing, although it’s hard to remember because this is another backfill from a few years back.  I don’t remember much of it, although I think I could stomach watching it again.  It’s got to be good.


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