Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 12/18/25

Starring: There was apparently a dude from Teen Wolf.

Plot: Santa turns into a Werewolf on Christmas Eve.

Rules:

• General Britisisms
• Say “Happy Christmas”
• Disembowelments

Quotes:

• “He’s in a band called I Piss on Your Soul.”
• “Oh my God, I saw a penis.”
• “Rupert, go deep throat an ice cream cone.”
• “Rupert, I can feel when the camera is on my arse.”
• “I have a dead tramp’s eyeball on my car.”

Viewer quotes:

• “Why are they in a haunted house?”
• “I’ve forgotten this movie as we’re literally watching it.”
• “This is how I want to go out… screaming at my daughter asking her to kill me.”

Things We Learned:

• You have to do something in your life to earn having bright red hair.
• Santa has a cheap crappy sleigh.
• Doggers are couples who like swinging in the woods.
• If you kill the alpha werewolf first, then all the others will turn back.

Final Take:

Between the bubble machine that randomly shoots bubbles to look like snow and Santa’s sleigh that looks like a cardboard box with a dollar store set of Xmas lights on it, this movie really spares all expense.  It wasn’t terrible, but there are some scenes with not much going on that brings everything to a crawl.  I wouldn’t say I’d avoid it, but I can’t recommend it either.