Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 11/6/25

Starring: One of the bad guys from Cliffhanger

Plot: A kindly old grandfather is actually the leader of a murderous satanic cult which sacrifices its victims on Halloween.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Say “Jack-O-Lantern”
• Halloween cliches
• Showing ASL “I love you” sign
• Product placement
• Flashbacks

Quotes:

• “Your hand is so cold…” said while grabbing a dead man’s hand by mistake while making out at a cemetery on top of a freshly dug grave and not realizing it.
• “The power is the blood!”
• To a cop: “Sometime when you’re off duty, I’d love to pull your trigger.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Are these credits over… nope.  Wow, these are long.”
• “Is this the pumpkin man?”
• “Is this a Bollywood movie about Halloween?”
• “Is that girl a salad?”  (About a girl wearing a salad hat costume.)
• “That standup comedian was the worst.”

Things We Learned:

• The best way home is right through the cemetery.

Final Take:

This is a solid crappy Halloween movie.  There’s a lot going on from the “kindly” grandfather to literally one of the worst stand up comics I’ve ever seen.  Highly bizarre and highly watchable… it’s worth checking out.