Date Watched: 10/24/24
Starring: People from low budget horror movies
Plot:
Ten teenagers party at an abandoned funeral parlor on Halloween night. When an evil force awakens, demonic spirits keep them from leaving and turn their gathering into a living Hell. (From IMDB)
Rules:
- Saying “Halloween” or “Trick or Treat”
- Trendy 80’s things
- Say “Creep” or “Creepy”
Quotes:
- “Happy Halloween asshole!”
- “Wow, bodacious boobs sis.”
- “Do you guys have sour balls?… Too bad, I bet you don’t get many bjs.”
- Q: “Do you guys want one?” A: “Ma, they look like sun dried poodle turds.”
- “Captain dingleberry the flaming asshole of Transylvania.”
Viewer Quotes:
- “Was that a Rainbow Bright costume?”
- “Who is the star of this movie? I hate all of these people.”
Things We Learned:
- The noise, the stink, and the chill means that there’s a demon afoot.
- You can eat a bunch of razor blades and not realize it until they’re in your throat.
- Lipstick can be shoved into an unnatural spot.
Final Take:
Apparently, this movie has a cult following, and there were two sequels and a remake (with Shannon Elizabeth and Edward Furlong?!). I can see why. It’s cheesy 80’s trash, but there’s enough weirdness and humor here that adds a certain level of charm. Also, most movies of this pedigree I immediately forget about by the next day, but this one has a number of memorable moments.
There’s an infamous lipstick scene that even in 2024 is a bit of a shock to see. A fun fact is that when the actress went in to get the prosthetics done for it, she met the special effects artist, and they later married. Definitely a unique way to meet and adds some context to that scene.
For lovers of B Movie 80’s horror, I’d recommend it.
Bad Movie Thursday 