Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 6/8/22

Starring: Every character actor from the 80’s

Plot: The zany “stewdents” at a wacky flight attendants’ school have all sorts of wild and crazy high-flying adventures in this ’80s comedy. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Wings
• See the main character’s stupid glasses or references to poor vision
• Slapstick crap

Quotes:

• “You assholes just wiped out half of Los Angeles.”
• After farting… “Man, I just got to lay off that pork fried rice.”
• “How’d you like me to pull that little wee-wee off.”
• “Do you want to play hide the salami?” After getting punched… “I guess a BJ is out of the question?”
• “Fasten your seat belt, are you blind.” This was said to a group of blind people.
• “BJ is two words.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “It’s time for her to do her hair for her hat.”
• “This is so stupid.”
• About the guy wigging out… “That looks like me on a SW flight.”

Things We Learned:

• The best way to get up a big stairway is by motorcycle.
• They had sundae bars on airplanes in the 80’s.
• The best way to stop a bomb on a plane is an ass.
• Stewardesses have to go to school.

Final Take:

It feels like there was an Executive pitch meeting with an idea to combine Police Academy and Airplane! and make a movie. Deciding that this was a great idea, they started shooting the next day with any 80’s actors that happened to be around the studio. I have to say that they were right! This is a great piece of cinema. I thoroughly enjoyed the tremendous cast of random 80’s actors and slapstick stupidity.