Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 6/1/2017

Starring: Dolph Lundgren and Bill Bellamy

Plot: Assigned to recover sensitive stolen data, a gruff FBI agent goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher, but the school’s liberal, politically correct environment is more than he bargained for. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Say “pineapple”
• Seattle/Tacoma landmarks
• Kids say supposedly funny things

Quotes:

• “What is this… pineapple?” (spoken in a Russian accent)
• “This machine owes me a goddamn Twix bar.”
• “I’m incredibly magnanimous.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “This is an awfully long set up for a movie that everyone knows exactly where it is going.”
• “Of course the other kindergarten teacher looks like a pron star w/ glasses.”
• “Is this supposed to be a comedy?”

Things We Learned:

• The FBI headquarters looks exactly like a school.
• The FBI works exactly like the local police precinct.
• Dolph Lundgren stays in shape through line dancing.

Final Take:  It was ok.  It took way too long to get anywhere, and it had none of the charming crappiness or energy of the original.