Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 2/23/17

Starring: Christopher “There can be only one” Lambert

Plot:

An entire nation’s destiny lies in the hands of one man.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Silly Hats
• Stupid Place Names
• Stupid Hair

Quotes:

• “Now, kick me in the ass.”
• “Your incomprehensible talking does not help me.”
• “Between a boy and a girl, I should be something different.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Why is Christopher Lambert still playing a young man?  Maybe at 50 that time is over.”
• “I miss the days that you can throw food at someone without repercussion.”
• “This movie feels like a fever dream.”
• “Is that character’s name vas deferens?”
• “I think this is like a 4 hour script and they picked scenes out at random to film.”
• “We could just turn this movie off right now and my life would be better for it.”

Things We Learned:

• Christopher Lambert can grow a mustache at any time and in any scene.
• Graham only falls asleep during one movie = Druids.

Final Take:

This movie is a slog to get through.  I have no idea what this movie was about.  Halfway through the movie I started googling information to find out when Twins 2: Triplets would be released.  This nonsensical gibberish is not worth it.  Stay away.