Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 12/29/16

Starring: Santa as you’ve never seen him before

Plot:

After his parents are murdered, a tormented teenager goes on a murderous rampage dressed as Santa, due to his stay at an orphanage where he was abused by the Mother Superior.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Say “Christmas”
• Every time there’s a radio announcement
• Terrible music
• Characters looking off into the distance
• Billy says “naughty” or “punishment”
• Awesome 80’s toys

Quotes:

• “What about you boy?  You been good all year?”
• “It’s over.  Time to get sh$tfaced!”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Is that a hairy ass that we’re looking at?”
• “This is how all my office Christmas parties end.”
• “The best place to party is the toy store on Christmas Eve.”
• “Two ball in the corner pocket.”  (Said as guy lays baby sitter down on a pool table for love makin’.)

What We Learned:

• Santa Claus doesn’t give coal.  He punishes the naughty.

Final Take:

Not bad.  This was a good holiday Thursday movie that got us in the Xmas spirit.  We’re curious to see how the other movies in this series turn out.