Bad Movie Thursday

Starring: Lady Terminator

Date Watched: 5/25/2014

Plot

Bounty killers in a post-apocalyptic wasteland kill corporate fat cats and they may even get paid for it, but maybe they just do it for fun.  Also, PBR is a national treasure!

Rules

• Saying “Bounty Killer” (House rule, but make sure you keep it in mind.  It pays off in spades)
• “Mary Death”
• “Drifter”
• Eagle screech/rattlesnake noise
• “The council”
• Gary Busey says something awesome.
• PBR
• “Funny Bunny” (Finger Bunny, whichever)

Quotes

• “I can’t have you following me, finger bunny”
• “Fuck, gypsies?  We’re dead!”
• “I’m so fat.  They’re going to love me, I’m so marbled!”
• “Drifter is so full of prizes.” <slurred>
• “I hope he don’t go blind and his pecker don’t fall off.”
• “Button your lip, short dick”
• “Oh, that taste like boobies.”

Viewer Quotes

• “This is like a video game.  All style and no substance.”
• “This is a lot like Barb Wire!”  –  “That’s true.  It’s a good companion piece.”  –  “Acting’s better, though”
• “There’s nothing prettier than a girl with a half-painted skull on her face.”
• “What the hell is a finger bunny?”
• “He’s controlling the motorcycles like horses.”
• “You’d better stop and axe somebody!”
• “This movie needs more Gary Busey…said no one ever.”
• “Maybe funny bunny makes more sense than finger bunny.”
• “That looked really stupid, but I’ll allow it.”

What We Learned

• In the future they only have old classic cars.
• Gypsies are drunken cannibals with immaculate clown faces
• A lethal axe can be made out of a stop sign.
• PBR is like liquid gold after the apocalypse.
• PBR tastes like boobies.
• When you exit the badlands you go over a jump.
• Nothing says I love you like getting stabbed in the spleen.
• Fuel and ammunition are not a concern after the apocalypse.
• White collar criminals have jetpacks.

Final Take

This was a surprisingly entertaining movie, almost a diamond in the rough.  Actually, diamond is a bit much.  More like a shiny rock in the rough.  It tried to be kind of artistic, almost feeling a bit like Sin City at times, but for the most part it was just ridiculous gun fights and explosions, with a little T & A thrown in for good measure.  There was even some decent comedy sprinkled around.  This movie was pretty much picked at random so getting some memorable entertainment out of it was a nice surprise.  Give it a watch.