Bad Movie Thursday

Starring: Vic Morrow, etc1. 

Date Watched: 6/12/2014

Plot: It’s a Japanese Star Wars rip-off.  Whatever makes sense is Star Wars.  The rest is gibberish.  

Rules

• Star Wars rip-offs (music, characters, whatever)
• Voiceovers
• Walnuts
• Space clipper ship
• Anachronisms (stuff out of time/place)
• “Gavanas”
• “Jillucia”
• Every time Aaron complains, whimpers, or throws a tantrum.
• “Liabi”

Quotes

• “You used a precious military rocket for a robot funeral?”
• “Master, don’t get smashed.  Must find place to sleep tonight.  No more booze.  No more booze.”
• “No Roko, you must believe in the glorious seeds.”
• “These nuts were so strange.  I looked at them carefully.”
• “If you’re scared, do not come.  Goodbye.” <robot voice>
• “Two more to find.  But no robots included in deal.  Too bad.”  

Viewer Quotes

• “It’s the Space Highway Patrol”
• “Look – robot boobs!”
• “I saw the movie Gravity.  This is not how it works.”
• “Did they not know how space works?  People had been in space at this point in time.”
• “Jack, Jack, get off my back.”
• “God, that Aaron guy fucking sucks.”
• “Why do they have comics painted on the walls?”

What We Learned

• You can swim in space and all you need is a long sleeved shirt and pants. 
• In Japanese movies, all the grown ups act like spoiled children
• Aliens can send space hieroglyphic messages
• When you destroy the moon, every trace of it is eradicated.  There are no remnants.
• The moon’s destruction is not a big deal and does not have much of an impact on Earth. 

Final Take