Bad Movie Thursday

Plot:

Abe Lincoln hates vampires.  He hunts them.  They have something to do with slavery.  Somehow he becomes president. The end.

Rules:

• “Abraham”
• Axe tricks/Axe swinging
• Cliche Lincoln Crap (Honest, Beard, Top Hat, etc.)
• Vampires talking about their long lives.
• Other historical figures make an appearance.

Quotes: 

None worth mentioning.  A first!

Viewer Quotes:

• “Lincoln is so out of place at these high-society events.”
• “I played this game when it was Sunset Riders.”
• “The beard of power!”
• “The ladies called him ‘Baberaham.'”
• “What’s with the shopkeeper acting all weird?  There’s something going on there…”
• “This explains that silver collection campaign that actually happened during the Civil War.”

What We Learned:

• Vampires were everywhere in pre-Civil War America.
• Vampires long ago learned how to live in the sun.
• Abraham had a gun axe.  Surprise!
• Advanced vampires know Karate.
• Vampires cannot kill their own kind.
• Vampires fought for the South (suspected, but now we know)