The Gate


Three young children accidentally release a horde of nasty, pint-sized demons from a hole in a suburban backyard. What follows is a classic battle between good and evil as the three kids struggle to overcome a nightmarish hell that is literally taking over the Earth.


  • “Glen”, “Al”, or “Terry”
  • Creatures from Hell
  • Feathered hair or flat tops


  • “Hey, somebody get this dog a beer!”
  • “Hey, you want to come over later and mess around?”
  • [Driving with a dead dog] “Whoa, no vacancies dude!”
  • “What are you doing?  Probably fagging off.”
  • “We have to go to the hole and do it right.”

Viewer Quotes:

  • “That jean jacket sucks”
  • “Perfect time for the backdoor…”
  • “This is what scared me as a kid.”
  • “Just when you thought they were out of the woods, a dead body falls out of the wall.”
  • “Someone should stab demon Terry in the eye.”
  • “The only thing this monster does is put eyeballs in your hand.”

What We Learned:

  • A model rocket can kill a demon.
  • Some combination of geodes, heavy metal, and a dog sacrifice will open hell on earth.
  • Little demons form a zombie called the working man.
  • Demons can somehow put an eye in your hand.

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