Starring: Lady Terminator
Date Watched: 5/25/2014
Plot
Bounty killers in a post-apocalyptic wasteland kill corporate fat cats and they may even get paid for it, but maybe they just do it for fun. Also, PBR is a national treasure!
Rules
- Saying “Bounty Killer” (House rule, but make sure you keep it in mind. It pays off in spades)
- “Mary Death”
- “Drifter”
- Eagle screech/rattlesnake noise
- “The council”
- Gary Busey says something awesome.
- PBR
- “Funny Bunny” (Finger Bunny, whichever)
Quotes
- “I can’t have you following me, finger bunny”
- “Fuck, gypsies? We’re dead!”
- “I’m so fat. They’re going to love me, I’m so marbled!”
- “Drifter is so full of prizes.” <slurred>
- “I hope he don’t go blind and his pecker don’t fall off.”
- “Button your lip, short dick”
- “Oh, that taste like boobies.”
Viewer Quotes
- “This is like a video game. All style and no substance.”
- “This is a lot like Barb Wire!” – “That’s true. It’s a good companion piece.” – “Acting’s better, though”
- “There’s nothing prettier than a girl with a half-painted skull on her face.”
- “What the hell is a finger bunny?”
- “He’s controlling the motorcycles like horses.”
- “You’d better stop and axe somebody!”
- “This movie needs more Gary Busey…said no one ever.”
- “Maybe funny bunny makes more sense than finger bunny.”
- “That looked really stupid, but I’ll allow it.”
What We Learned
- In the future they only have old classic cars.
- Gypsies are drunken cannibals with immaculate clown faces
- A lethal axe can be made out of a stop sign.
- PBR is like liquid gold after the apocalypse.
- PBR tastes like boobies.
- When you exit the badlands you go over a jump.
- Nothing says I love you like getting stabbed in the spleen.
- Fuel and ammunition are not a concern after the apocalypse.
- White collar criminals have jetpacks.
Final Take
This was a surprisingly entertaining movie, almost a diamond in the rough. Actually, diamond is a bit much. More like a shiny rock in the rough. It tried to be kind of artistic, almost feeling a bit like Sin City at times, but for the most part it was just ridiculous gun fights and explosions, with a little T & A thrown in for good measure. There was even some decent comedy sprinkled around. This movie was pretty much picked at random so getting some memorable entertainment out of it was a nice surprise. Give it a watch.
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