Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 12/17/20

Starring: Some 40 years as college students, an exotic dancer, and maybe some 20 year olds

Plot: A group of college students attending a Christmas party at a sorority house that has a sinister past are stalked by a bloodthirsty killer disguised as Mrs. Claus. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Anything Greek related
• Deaths
• Christmas clichés

Quotes:

• “You won’t be going home for Christmas.”
• “I pray that this Christmas fills you with anguish.”
• “Ho, ho, ho… hoes.”
• “Are you really going to light up with officer snoopy tits snooping around?”
• “How much lube do you put on your pussy bro?”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Is this the best they could do for sorority girls?”
• “This frat party actually looks like my office party.”

Things we learned:

Dildos are not the best Christmas gifts for sorority girls.

Final Take:

In terms of the movie name and our expectations, we were catfished and regifted this hunk of coal. It really had nothing to do with Mrs. Claus, and the mask could have been anything. There were a few decent kill shots for the size of the budget.