Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 7/23/20

Starring: Spaghetti

Plot: Clark doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Pasta puns
• Shooting spaghetti
• Eating spaghetti
• Extreme rule = saying spaghetti
• Spaghettiman making a money symbol with his fingers
• Spaghettiman eats soup

Quotes:

• “Is it possible that you inserted the spaghetti noodle directly inside of your penis?”
• “You would drink a spaghetti pee?”
• “You’ve been served—Spaghetti”
• “I rip his dick off… just like my grandma taught me.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Things you don’t want to see in a movie:  somebody eating spaghetti.”
• “Did he just piss out a bunch of spaghetti noodles?”
• “I almost pulled a Warlock on it (aka I almost fell asleep.)”

Things We Learned:

• When you microwave spaghetti for 3 min sauce magically appears.
• The ukulele is the best way to sing songs to unborn children.

Final Take:

It was ok.  Not as good as the reviews.  Watchable.