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Spaghettiman (2016)

Spaghettiman

Date watched: 7/23/20

Starring: Spaghetti

Plot: Clark doesn’t care about you. He doesn’t care about the world. He barely cares about himself. But after an incident with an old bowl of spaghetti and a malfunctioning microwave, he becomes a superhero that can fight crime with the power of spaghetti. However, you have to pay him. (From IMDB)

Rules:

  • Pasta puns
  • Shooting spaghetti
  • Eating spaghetti
  • Extreme rule = saying spaghetti
  • Spaghettiman making a money symbol with his fingers
  • Spaghettiman eats soup

 

Quotes:

  • “Is it possible that you inserted the spaghetti noodle directly inside of your penis?”
  • “You would drink a spaghetti pee?”
  • “You’ve been served—Spaghetti”
  • “I rip his dick off… just like my grandma taught me.”

 

Viewer Quotes:

  • “Things you don’t want to see in a movie:  somebody eating spaghetti.”
  • “Did he just piss out a bunch of spaghetti noodles?”
  • “I almost pulled a Warlock on it (aka I almost fell asleep.)”

 

Things We Learned:

  • When you microwave spaghetti for 3 min sauce magically appears.
  • The ukulele is the best way to sing songs to unborn children.

 

Final Take:

It was ok.  Not as good as the reviews.  Watchable.


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