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Cobra

cobra

Date Watched: 03/28/2019

Starring: Sylvester Stallone

Plot: A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

Rules

  • New scene with matchstick in the mouth
  • Guns with cobra on the handle
  • “Nightslasher”
  • Wearing sunglasses inside.

Quotes

  • “I’m going to blow this place to hell!”  –  “Go ahead, I don’t shop here.”
  • “You’re the disease, and I’m the cure.”
  • “Cobretti, you know you have an attitude problem?”  –  “Yeah, but just a little one.”
  • “I want your eyes, Pig.  I want them.”
  • “The court is civilized, pig.  –  “But I’m not.  This is where the law stops, and I start.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Is he assembling his submachine gun?”
  • “Do people say upstate in California?”  –  “No.”
  • “This is probably where they filmed Terminator.  It’s such a generic setup.”
  • “What’s the motivation for this Night Slasher or the cult?”

Things We Learned

  • Janitors are meant to use the service elevators.  Remember the health code!
  • Cobra sleeps with his finger on the trigger.
  • It’s helpful to cut pizza with scissors.
  • The best way to close a case is to kill all the suspects.

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