Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 3/7/19

Starring: Scott Adkins, Temuera Morrison

Plot: Retired mixed martial artist Wes “The Jailor” Baylor (Scott Adkins) can’t refuse a million-dollar purse he’s offered for one final bout in Myanmar. But when he arrives for the fight, he learns he’s been tricked into becoming the target of a human hunt. Carrying only water and a ruby-filled money belt for the last person standing, Wes must outsmart the heavily armed group that has paid to kill him. As he fights for his life in the treacherous jungle terrain, the hunters become the hunted.

Rules

• Birds (slow motion x 2)
• Characters drink
• When ‘the hunter becomes the prey’

Quotes

• “You need me to ring the bell?  Ding ding.”
• “We came here chasing death.  We shouldn’t be surprised to find it.”
• “Show me your wound…”

Viewer Quotes

• “Crossbows with a single shot make sense for a vampire, but…”
• “Is her full name ‘Ta Ta Ti Ti Ta'”?  (apparently something to do with music class back in school).

What We Learned

• You can roll down a hill far enough, eventually you’ll run into an elephant.
• You can crush a big scorpion in your hand without getting stung.
• What a “Boat-Jo” is.