Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 3/1/18

Starring: Jason Statham, Jessica Alba, Tommy Lee Jones, Michelle Yeaoh

Plot

Arthur Bishop thought he had put his murderous past behind him, until his most formidable foe kidnaps the love of his life. Now he is forced to travel the globe to complete three impossible assassinations, and do what he does best: make them look like accidents. (via IMDB)

Rules

• Incoherent fight scenes
• New locations
• Planning and gadgetry

Quotes

(None- believe it or not, this movie was not heavy on the great dialogue)

Viewer Quotes

• “How much time is left? 50 mins”  (we check) “48 minutes.”  “Ugh. I was being facetious.”
• “He’s one part MacGuyver, one part Jason Statham.”

What We Learned

• You can jump on a hang glider mid-flight with no issues.
• Your home should always be wired to self-destruct
• The mechanic doesn’t really fix anything.
• Shark repellent is a thing.
• Jason Statham has super lungs and is some kind of Aquaman.