Viewing Date: Aug 9, 2012
Starring: Vanilla Ice, Michael Gross
Summary: The old teen rebel saga is updated for the rap crowd, unfortunately rapper Vanilla Ice is the teen. Ice shows up on a neon-yellow motorcycle which gets everyone’s attention, including the female honor student who has never had a rebellious bone in her body.
Rules:
“Yep yep.”
Vanilla Ice doing motorcycle tricks.
Any spontaneous rapping or dancing.
Any time Vanilla Ice changes his hair or hat.
White people being shocked / disgusted.
“ice”
Quotes:
“Yo. Peep that out.”
“You know. The chick that drives the hooise.”
“I’m a big boy. I’m also a thirsty one.”
Viewer Quotes:
“I wonder if Vanilla Ice falls asleep to this movie every night with a bottle of Jack Daniels in his hand…”
“Where are they? Pee Wee’s playhouse?”
What We Learned:
You walk down the middle of the street in small towns.
Be kool, stay in skool.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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