Bad Movie Thursday

Starring: Jason Patric (from Speed 2: Cruise Control), potentially Cory Haim, dude from Heroes.

Plot: Something about an orb that can tell the future.  It’s post-apocalyptic and there are kids with roller skates.

Rules:

• Skating across a bridge
• Torture scenes
• Skate jumping
• “Orb”
• “Scorpion”
• “Bodai”

Quotes:

• “Get out you creature of filth.”
• “The owl…is it yours?” – “As much as an owl is anyone’s.”
• “We wait.  We follow.  We got them all.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Uh Oh.  Here comes the skaters.”
• “Why do they all have lights on their skates?” – “It’s more futuristic that way!”
• “The guy from Cool-Hand Luke!
• “Oh my god.  This guy’s got a falcon.”
• “A good way to stop skaters is to not pave everything.”
• “So he was deaf?  How come he can speak so well?”
• “Bodai is the golden rule.  Every other word.”
• “There’s not paved paths wherever you go out in the wild!”
• “Whoa! Is that the uncle from the Adams’ Family?”

Things that we learned

• The post-apocalyptic future is covered in paved walkways.
• In the future, dogs wear head lamps.
• The best way to get away from future cops is to put yourself in a tire and roll away.
• Slow, clumsy robots aren’t very effective.
• Bodai doesn’t leave, he’s always there.  Jesus?