Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 8/31/23

Starring: The cast of the Americans TV Show, young Han Solo, and Ray Liotta

Plot:

An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Mention cocaine or see cocaine
• Bear superpowers
• Dismemberment
• Cool music is played
• Say “waterfall”
• Blatant 80’s product placement
• Bear does cocaine

Quotes:

• “No, don’t sh$t out here!”
• “Let’s sell drugs together.”
• “Your Dad has definitely done cocaine.”
• “I know what the f$ck a gazebo is.”
• “Getting stabbed sucks.”
• “I have your fingers in my pocket.”
• “A bear did cocaine, Dad!”

Viewer Quotes:

To Loki (the dog)… “Don’t bark at cocaine bear!”

Things We Learned:

• Lizards are good listeners, but people are better at hearing.
• Cocaine to a bear is like spinach to Popeye.

Final Take:

It’s initially slow and takes awhile to get going. Once it does, it almost goes over the top. The ambulance scene in particular was something else. I’d recommend it for those who can stomach it.