Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 10/15/2020

Starring: The Zoombies

Plot: A game ranger and a team of poachers end up surrounded by zombie animals and they forge an alliance to stop the beasts before the super-zombie virus spreads to the entire world.

Rules

• Animals turning into zoombies
• Saying the word “zoo”
• Animals “chittering”
• Don’t forget house rule – creature-vision
• “Toronto”

Quotes

• “It’s a cocktail of my own creation. Paralyzes the animal from within.”
• “Humped to death by a lion.”
• “The animals are going crazy. They want our blood. They want revenge!”
• “This planet is wasting away. I’m just trying to make some cash before we’re all extinct.”
• “Face it… we’re not the kings of the jungle anymore!”
• “You want us to willingly feed ourselves to the animals?”
• “It’s an antidote, okay. It’s not a secret serum to give you powers.”

Viewer Quotes

• “That jeep’s going like a ride at disneyland.”
• “How did the porcupine get in there?” – “Must have gone through the air ducts.”

Things We Learned

• The planet is wasting away. You just have to make some cash before we’re all extinct.
• Porcupines will explode when shocked with a cattle prod.

Final Take: It was just fine. Too many of the people died in stupid ways, it seemed like a waste, but probably budget restrictions. We craved more gruesome zoombie killings, and this movie definitely left us wanting. I’m not sure I would strongly recommend this movie when there are clearly better options.