Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 1/3/19

Starring: Zach McGowan (he’s blowing up- also in Death Race: Beyond Anarchy!), Nathan Jones.

Rules

• Glowing eyes
• Scorpions
• Say “Scorpion King”
• Say “Fang of Anubis”
• Say “Book of Souls”
• Say “Quest”

Quotes

• “I don’t quest.”
• “I hate questing.”
• “I’ll bet you wouldn’t sell her for 5 pigs and some pomegranate wine.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Where’s the rest of the Fantastic Four?”

What We Learned

• The Scorpion King can submerge himself in ankle Deep Water.
• A good “breeding” woman is worth a few pigs and some pomegranate wine.
• The Scorpion King’s special powers are gained by getting stung by scorpions.
• The Golem was a terrible character and idea.  We’re still not clear on why the creature made of stone was afraid of fire and “burned” to death in a medium-sized bonfire.