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Slay Belles (2018)

Slay Belles

Date Watched: 12/20/18

Starring: Barry Bostwick, Richard Moll (blink and you miss him), some Belles

Plot: It’s Christmas Eve, and three cosplaying women come across the malevolent Christmas demon Krampus. The girls must team up with Santa Claus himself to battle the creature and save the world.  (From IMDB)

Rules:

  • Say or show Adventure Girls or putting up Youtube
  • Say “Christmas”
  • Show camera in the tree
  • Santa magic
  • Say “Krampus”

Quotes:

  • “Merry Christmas Bitch!”
  • “I’m not fat, you’re fat.”
  • “We’re trying to help the real-life Santa.”  Santa’s response… “Sup!”

Viewer Quotes:

  • “Was this filmed at Enchanted Forrest?”
  • “Chopping Santa’s head off.  It’s one of those things.  Had to be done”

Things We Learned:

  • Krampus sniffs out naughty women.
  • Santa is basically Gandolf aka the White Wizard.
  • Santa started a business with Mrs. Claus that failed, and they ended up eating the reindeer.  Then Mrs. Claus became a bartender.  Then she got into bestiality.

Final Take:

It’s a fairly entertaining romp.  I wouldn’t go out of my way for it, but it made a decent holiday Bad Movie Thursday pick.  It really should have upped the gore, nudity, and ridiculousness to really take it over the top.  At 77 minutes, it was over, done, and then easily forgotten before we had time to even finish more than a few drinks.


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