Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 1/17/19

Starring: Nick Cage, Wolfcop (briefly)

Plot: A dystopian thriller set in the year 2030 that sees the world in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming.

Rules

• “Humanity”
• Monologues to his phone/Playing with his phone
• Anecdotes about the scarcity of resources.
• Environmental lessons.

Quotes

• “I’ve seen children drink their own piss.”
• “Don’t be fooled by false smiles.  They will rape you… and the boy.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Is this a soylent green thing?”
• “Could you take Nick Cage in a fight?”  –  “No, he’s got too much crazy.”

Things We Learned

• Trump killed all the fish in the ocean
• In the future, people use 6 screens.
• Nick Cage likes to sit on a porch and hold dead birds.
• Nick Cage is never what you might expect.
• In the future, El Caminos will be controlled by an app.
• There are no lakes anymore.
• You will need a timeshare to swim in a pool, and wear a wetsuit.

Final Take: This was pretty slow at times.  Not all that great, but not terrible.  If you’ve seen any of Nick Cage’s recent Netflix offerings, it was his same character in a different setting.  You should know what you’re getting yourself into by now.