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The Humanity Bureau

The Humanity Bureau Poster

Date Watched: 1/17/19

Starring: Nick Cage, Wolfcop (briefly)

Plot: A dystopian thriller set in the year 2030 that sees the world in a permanent state of economic recession and facing serious environmental problems as a result of global warming.

Rules

  • “Humanity”
  • Monologues to his phone/Playing with his phone
  • Anecdotes about the scarcity of resources.
  • Environmental lessons.

Quotes

  • “I’ve seen children drink their own piss.”
  • “Don’t be fooled by false smiles.  They will rape you… and the boy.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Is this a soylent green thing?”
  • “Could you take Nick Cage in a fight?”  –  “No, he’s got too much crazy.”

Things We Learned

  • Trump killed all the fish in the ocean
  • In the future, people use 6 screens.
  • Nick Cage likes to sit on a porch and hold dead birds.
  • Nick Cage is never what you might expect.
  • In the future, El Caminos will be controlled by an app.
  • There are no lakes anymore.
  • You will need a timeshare to swim in a pool, and wear a wetsuit.

Final Take: This was pretty slow at times.  Not all that great, but not terrible.  If you’ve seen any of Nick Cage’s recent Netflix offerings, it was his same character in a different setting.  You should know what you’re getting yourself into by now.


2 Responses to “The Humanity Bureau”


  1. 1 Mathieu Chalifoux
    February 13, 2019 at 9:57 pm

    Bad movie indeed !

    What’s the best wa to get in touch with you directly? I got a question to ask you regarding a movie you previously reviewed.

    Thanks.


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