Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 4/2/15

Starring: Leo Fafard

Plot: As a series of strange and violent events start happening, an alcoholic policeman realizes that he has been turned into a werewolf as part of a larger plan, so he investigates with the help of his partner and his friend.

Rules

• Turning into a wolf
• Wolf puns
• Every time Lou drinks
• Werewolf cliches (Full Moon, silver bullet, etc.)
• Woodhaven breaking news clips

Quotes

• “In the wake of this tragedy, the drink and shoot is going to have to be canceled.”
• “Two dead men in a bathroom?  If not for the excess of severed flesh I’d say lover’s quarrel.”
• “Street name: see you in a fuckin’ week.”  –  “Jesus, Willie, that’s enough to drop a hippo.”
• “Lou, you’re a wolf!.”  –  “Cop.”
• “Lou, don’t forget to murder somebody else on the way to the car.  Low profile.”
• “I know what you’re thinking, and I approve.”

Viewer Quotes

• “For a second I thought that was Cory Feldman.”  –  “That would have been sweet.”
• “Can’t get more Canadian than that…chewing and spitting into a metal cup while walking your dog in the snow.”  –  “And going down to Tim Horton’s to get a donut before heading to the rink.”
• “Wouldn’t his uniform be all torn up?”
• “What kind of a weird, sick bitch would be into that?”

What We Learned

• Werewolves pee blood as they transform, copiously.
• Werewolves’ clothes get repaired the same as their bodies after transforming back.
• Werewolves like bourbon and donuts and playing Go Fish.
• Werewolves can have intimate sex scenes
• Changelings are good at fighting.

Final Take: