Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero


Viewing Date: 10/2/2014

Starring: Sean Astin


When a group of friends enjoying a bachelor cruise in the Caribbean stumble upon a research facility on a remote island, a deadly virus is unleashed. The group must find a way to survive before the flesh eating virus consumes them all (from IMDB)


  • Slow Motion
  • Every time we see a cabin (this rules turns out to be worthless)
  • “Specimen”
  • Pounding beers
  • Vomiting blood


  • “Who ate all the p&#@y?  This guy!”
  • “I…. I know a great plastic surgeon….  He uh…  Did my girlfriend’s…  You know….”
  • “Dobbs, keep an eye on Dr. Evil.”
  • “You’re one ugly bitch.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “There aren’t a lot of cabins in this Cabin Fever.”
  • “Did we have any good quotes in that last scene?”  “No.”

What We Learned

  • The flesh eating virus infects fish- and everything in the ocean.
  • High security, quarantine labs that contain the deadliest diseases in the world aren’t actually that sanitary or secure.  There are mice living in the lab technicians bras, and they dump their biological waste directly into the ocean.
  • The virus also makes you evil…  Sometimes.
  • The best way to kill an infected person is with a big black dildo.
  • Samwise Gamgee’s career has taken quite a tumble.
  • Sean Astin is evil for no particular reason and wants to kill everyone.

Final Take


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