Starring: Ragin Cagein
Date Watched: 9/25/14
Plot: When the daughter of a reformed criminal is kidnapped, he rounds up his old crew and seeks his own brand of justice.
Rules
- Cage gets filled with Rage
- Men with masks
- Bigoted remarks and/or racist remarks
- Wife pleads for something
- Cage pulls out or brandishes a knife
Quotes
- “I would expect you to get shot trying to protect her!”
- “How deep do you want this to go?” – “How deep is hell?”
- “It’s OK, you’ll be dead soon.” <gentle, soothing voice>
- “Rap sheet as long as my dick.”
- “While you were getting high… and your dick wet…they got Cain.”
Viewer Quotes
- “That hair is the most ridiculous shit ever.”
- “That’s definitely not Just For Men.” – “It’s Just For Cage.”
- “What’s this guy’s accent? What is this, the movie of ridiculous accents?”
- “Dude, he hasn’t been filled with Rage even once.”
- “Whoever was the hair stylist on this movie is the WORST.”
What We Learned
- Danny Glover should not be in an HD Movie.
- Danny Glover was only 41 when filming Lethal Weapon. Was he really getting too old for that shit?
- Danny Glover is still on the force, despite being a few weeks from retirement 30 years ago.
- Sometimes the rage kills your friends.
- Never trust Russians.
Final Take
Bad Movie Thursday 
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