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Dust Up

dust up

Viewing Date: 8/28/2014

Starring: No one really.  The lead looks sort of like Greg Kinnear

Plot

A former vigilante who has embraced his peaceful nature comes to the aid of a young mother in trouble with a cannibalistic drug lord. (IMDB)

Rules

  • A Johnny Cash-ish song plays
  • Fisheye lens shots
  • Eye jokes, references to the eye-patch
  • “Mr. Lizard”
  • Drug use

Quotes

“Nothing like poopin’ indoors.”

“Did I tell you I’m a roadie for Hoobastank?”

“Are you doing this to bang my wife?”

“You are unwilling to cut-off your genitalia to make amends.”

“I’m down with the whole eardrum for an eardrum thing, but if my Eustachian tube gets infected….”

“…I’ve been f’d by a cement fist and dropped by a 

Viewer Quotes

“He was strangling him….  And his Johnson.”

“Methed up Meth-heads could outrun anybody…  Over a short distance.”

What We Learned

If you have enough drugs you can turn people to murder and cannibalism.

Three-wheelers are as unsafe as advertised (shouldn’t be operated by meth-heads)

A meth-head can survive for a long time after being disemboweled by a dog

 

 

 

 

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