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Jul
12

GingerDead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver

Summary: The gingerdead man travels back in time to 1976 and carries out an epic disco killing spree.

Viewing Date: 7/12/12

Rules:

70’s cliches (white suits, disco balls, drug use, etc.)

Silence of the Lambs references.

Baked goods puns

Men playing female characters (first scene only)

Miscellaneous scenes of roller skate bogeying.

Quotes:

“He said I can smell your muffin.”

“I think I’d like to peel off those satin pants and ball you in the back of my Trans Am.”

“Of all the shithead decades to get stranded in.”

“Some hose for the ho’s.”

“Don’t go, stay, we’ll burn that dress and pray together.”

“You’re one hot twat Babe.”

“There’s magic spinning from those wheels Cherry.”

“If I hadn’t spent all those drunken nights at the Indian Casino I’d be able to pay those back taxes.”

“It’s a homicidal confectionery treat.”

Watcher Quotes:

“Why is there a vat of hydrochloric acid at a roller skating rink?”

“What, did they open the Arc of the Covenant?”

“Do they call this guy Tux because he’s always wearing a tuxedo t-shirt?”

“If I was going to bring back people from time to help me I wouldn’t bring back Hitler and a bunch of serial killers.”

What I learned from this movie:

A crazy barrel jumping cross-dresser caused Pearl Harbor.

FDR was at Pearl Harbor.

GingerDead men have penises.

Time machines are made at hospitals for the criminally insane baked goods.

Hitler loves to Roller Boogie.




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