Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 6/14/2012

Starring: The Nicholas Cage

Summary: Johnny Blaze, a man who made a deal with the Devil who called himself Roarke at the time, is on the run trying to make sure no-one is harmed by his alter ego, The Ghost Rider. He is approached by a Monk named Moreau who tells him that he can help be him free of the Rider, but first, he needs Johnny’s help to protect a boy, whom Roarke has plans for.

Rules:

• Motorcycle trail of hellfire
• “Rider”
• “Johnny Blaze”
• Turning into the Rider
• Pissing Hellfire (two drinks)

Quotes:

• “No, I get it. You’re the Devil’s baby mama.”
• “The only thing standing between you and the Rider is me. He’s scraping at the door. SCRAPING AT THE DOOOOR!!!”
• “You will tell me or I will eat your stinking soooouul!”

What we learned:

• Clowns, Stalin, Groucho Marx and Jerry Springer are the Devil.
• The farthest place from heaven? It’s in Turkey.
• Politicians, murderers, people of influence = the Devil’s soldiers.