Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 3/21/24

Starring: Kelly Preston

Plot:

In this spoof inspired by the Salem witch trials the town’s mayor and the judge agree to sentence several innocent townspeople to death for witchcraft in order to confiscate their land for themselves. However, sexy real witches show up. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Groan worthy jokes
• Slapstick jokes
• Anachronisms
• Call backs to other movies

Quotes:

• “In the locker room all the men talk like that.”
• “If you’ve figured out a way to get more stiffs into that church, we want to hear about it.”
• “Pay now… pray later.”
• “That’s what happens when cousins marry.”
• “Adios pinheads!”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Madam dong’s house of rubbers?”
• “His wife is huge.”

Things We Learned:

• Witches like to make penis cakes.
• The best way to cook hot dogs is next to the fire where you’re burning witches at the stake.
• The most American thing ever is clam chowder wrestling.
• Thanksgiving was a great time to get high.

Final Take:

It was not bad and easy to watch. There were some good moments of goofy 80’s humor, but it wasn’t as ridiculously over the top as it could have been.