Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 10/12/23

Starring: Nic Cage, Nicholas Hoult

Plot:

Renfield, Dracula’s henchman and inmate at the lunatic asylum for decades, longs for a life away from the Count, his various demands, and all of the bloodshed that comes with them. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• Gratuitous violence
• Renfield eating bugs
• Renfeld gets disembowled
• References to ska
• Every time they say “f%ck you” to Kyle

Quotes:

• “Master are you ok?”  (As he’s burning) … “No”
• “But he’s also really into ska.”
• “I’ve got a prescription for this sh%t!”  (While carrying kilos of cocaine.)
• “Doug is trash!”
• “Can you order a number three?”… “The toilet just ordered a number two.”
• “Did I watch you cut a guy’s arms off with a decorative serving platter?”
• “Rebecca is this your boyfriend?”… “Shut the f%ck up Kyle!”
• I don’t want your murder cookies.

Viewer Quotes:

• “This is fantastic!”

Things We Learned:

Dracula’s blood heals people.  Just like health insurance.

Final Take:

This movie was a lot of fun. Everyone seemed to be in on the joke, and Nic Cage was great as always. I’m glad that they went for it with the over the top gore. It’s recommended.