Viewing Date: Mar 23, 2023
Starring: Dean “Eyebrows” Cameron, Amy Dolenz, Pat Morita
Plot
A down-on-his luck beach bum asks a cute female genie to help him seduce the woman of his dreams only to realize that he might be looking in the wrong place.
Rules
- Genie granting wishes
- Every time they say “genie”
Quotes
- “I’m rehearsing for a mayonnaise commercial.”
What we learned:
- All you really need is a good blanket.
- Pat Morita is actually a fat white troll.
Final Take
This was a highly forgettable movie. If you’re expecting another Ski School, as we were, you will likely be sorely disappointed. It seemed like the kind of movie that was thrown together on two napkins by some coked-out Hollywood-adjacent c-listers. There was lots of T and A, though, so it’s got that going for it.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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