Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: Feb 17, 2022

Starring: Rowdy Roddy Piper, Julius LeFlore, Sandahl Bergman

Plot: After a worldwide nuclear war, where 68% of the male population was wiped out and virile men becoming a rarity, Sam Hell, a scavenger and a highly virile man, is assigned to help rescue a group of fertile women kidnapped by humanoid frogs (via IMDB).

Rules

• “Frogtown”
• References to sterility
• Something happen to Hell’s junk
• Spangle touches her earring
• Sam Hell impregnates somebody

Quotes

• “She’s never brushed her teeth.”
• “There’s a flap.” “It monitors your physio-sexual condition.”
• “Get in Stud!”
• “You know, you’re one weird dude.” – one eyed frog man with chainsaw

What We Learned

• High sperm count is due to eating a lot of fiber
• Rowdy Roddy Piper needs to be romanced
• Frog people’s currency is called ‘Lilies’.
• Rowdy Roddy Piper can tame a feral woman with his virility
• RRP is buried in Tigard, Oregon (RIP).

Final Take

How did we watch hundreds of terrible movies for 15+ years and not come across this absolute gem before now? We have gone through so many bad movie lists and have watched most of the top choices, but feel it is an absolute shame that this one wasn’t included on them.

This movie has so many elements of the perfect bad movie:

• B list actor
• Hilarious dialogue and plot
• Nudity
• Violence
• Mutant frog people

Rowdy Roddy Piper gives a great performance as the only man with the virility to save the human race by impregnating as many women as possible- somehow most of the fertile women have been captured by an evil mutant frogman with 3 penises. If that doesn’t sell you, I don’t know what will. Bottom line, we thoroughly enjoyed this one. It is an instant Bad Movie Thursday classic.