Date Watched: 9/2/2021
Starring: The Nic Cage
Plot: Three strangers’ lives are inevitably entangled in a conflict none of them are prepared for.
Rules
- Rice Cookers, or rice related references
- Scope Vision (advanced)
- Dead Assassins
- Cage saying “cage”
Quotes
- “I fall into you knowing full well there’s going to be a hard landing.”
Viewer Quotes
- This is not a quotable movie at all.
- This is the kind of movie I’ll wake up with no memory of the next morning.
- “What kind of music is this?” – “This is like two bums happening upon instruments in a dark alley.”
Things We Learned
- Nobody steals a stripped car
- What Nic Cage does best is set up kill chains.
Final Take: This movie was trying to be too smart for its own good. It was convoluted and overly complicated, which is not a great recipe for a bad movie thursday hit. There were some good “Nic Cage” moments, on the crazy/bad end of the spectrum, but definitely the most watchable moments of the whole thing. As was quoted above, I probably won’t remember too much of this movie in the morning. Pretty forgettable.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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