Bad Movie Thursday

Date watched: 4/9/20

Starring: Several actors/actresses without pictures in IMDB.  That’s a good sign right?

Plot: Cracker County is under attack and lovesick dog catcher Bubba Blanche has been transformed into a ferocious, cigar smoking Werewolf in order to save the day. But first he’s got to conquer a beer or two. And maybe a plate of chicken wings. (From IMDB)

Rules:

• References to dawg or see a dog
• Redneck stereotypes

Quotes:

• “I own proper f@ckin scissors.”
• “Not with the hillbilly rapists they got around here.”
• “I feel it in my ass.”
• “Bobby Jo ain’t got no crabs.”
• “Holy shit, I’m a werewolf.”
• “I lost my testicles in Nam.”
• “This my bar, and I f@ckin hate kids.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “Is she reading hog porn?”
• “That guy’s dressed up as one of the minions.”

Things we learned:

• The Devil uses a quill to write.
• The Devil has his own brand of toasters.
• Crowds of people don’t like Jimmy Buffet or book clubs.
• Nuns have huge back tattoos.
• Werewolves like chicken wings.

Final Take:

This was our first virtual BMT event (due to the Pandemic not Birdemic), and I think this was a good choice.  It was a fun movie from start to finish.  I’m actually surprised that there hasn’t been a sequel.