Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 1/30/20

Starring: Eric Stoltz, Eddie Deezen, Linda Kerridge, Terry Kiser, Lyle Waggoner

Plot:  Evil Nerd Menlo wants to get revenge on some surfers by selling a bad batch of soda called Buzz Cola which turns people into mutant zombies. Its up to Jocko, Chuck, Bob and their surfer buddies to save the day.

Rules:

• Stock footage of surfing
• “Bow bow”
• “Tubes”
• Side-by-side scenes
• Gratuitous scenes- use your best judgement!

Quotes:

• “He must be from LA.” “Bow Bow.” “You’d have to be crazy to drink that stuff our dads call cola.”
• “Do you know how many brain surgeons, nuclear physicists, and Nobel laureates were surfers?  NONE.  We’re doing the world a favor.”
• “Look, wenches!”  “Are you girls available for dating?”
• “Those frogs must have kicked in.”
• “Kids, if I need any shit out of you, I’ll squeeze your heads.”
• “No human I know could eat like that…  and still surf.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “What kind of oil is that?”

What We Learned

• You can make a convertible quickly if you have a chainsaw
• Drinking cola and surfing is the American way.
• Zombies are good surfers
• Danny Elfman was in Oingo Boingo