Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 10/25/18

Starring: Nic Cage, Sophie Skelton, Wes Cage Coppola (Nic’s son)

Plot: Inspired by one of the longest and bloodiest real-life events in police history. Officer Mike Chandler (Nicolas Cage) and a young civilian passenger find themselves under-prepared and outgunned when fate puts them squarely in the crosshairs of a daring bank heist in progress by a fearless team of highly trained and heavily armed men. (via Rotten Tomatoes)

Rules

• “Chesterford”
• Terrible accents
• Shooting / killing innocent civilians

Quotes

• “They pushed me into the toilet so I came out and swung.”  “I would have done the same thing.”
• “Bull’s eye!”
• “They make plans against the planner, and turn your trap into an escape route.”
• “Hey Kenny, where’s that phone you’re always screwing around with?  I’m going to take some new pics.”

What We Learned

• They use Sony cell phones in Bulgaria.
• If you’re a band of mercenaries looking for payback on money that is owed, you just need the name a random bank that may have been involved….  and then rob it.