Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 11/15/18

Starring: Bruce Payne, Ashley Laurence?

Plot: College students encounter a warlock, who looks a lot like the previous warlock but works for less money, probably.  These students have almost nothing in common but are friends for some reason.  All hell breaks loose.

Rules

• The ending of “innocence” (open to interpretation)
• Bad music and scene transitions
• The house kills someone
• “Warlock” (someone says warlock)
• Visions with screeching eagles
• Warlock spells

Quotes

• “I don’t know, this place is kind of a dump, but it actually kind of rocks, dontcha think?”
• “The contents were rather vague.  We need a new mule.  The butter churn is broken.”
• “A man is never more a man than when he loves a woman.”
• “I don’t want to be a player in someone else’s dream.”
• “This is one sickly bunch.”

Viewer Quotes

• “All this information was relayed to her in that one 20 second phone conversation?”
• “Her friends are obviously going to show up here, and surprise her, so they can be killed.”
• “I wouldn’t look away.  Likely to get goat-hooved in the face.”  –  “I had an uncle go the same way.”

Things We Learned

• Haunted, vacant homes have clean linens everywhere.
• Lucifer will never let you down.
• Your friends will likely give you to a warlock if pushed far enough.
• The only way to kill a warlock is with a knife hidden inside of a doll.
• A vision with an eagle screech has great meaning.

Final Take: Not bad, but primarily filmed in one location like too many low-budget movies.  None of the actors were any good, and each of them was like a caricature of a mid-90’s gen x’er.  The best we can say is it wasn’t entirely boring, and it did hold the attention most of the way through.