Viewing Date: 1/18/18
Starring: Dolph Lundgren
Plot: In Chicory Creek, a demon is unleashed and commits three triple murders. The demon hunter Jebediah Woodley and the FBI Agent Evelyn Pierce arrive in town to investigate the cases and after an initial friction, they team up to catch the demon. But the problem is, if the demon is killed, he immediately possesses the killer and continues the crime spree.
Rules
- The Demon Scream.
- Any time we see deplorables
- Dolph vapes
Quotes
“His eyes were black… black… black…”
“These are really great ribs.”
“Rubber bullets. They work great when you’re in a jam.”
Viewer Quotes
“Do you think Dolph vaping will have some significance to the plot?” “No, Dolph is probably really into vaping now and needed to write it into the script.” “He can’t go five minutes without vaping.”
“You ever been netted before? It’s crazy.” “Just another weekend at the Olsens…”
What We Learned
- Demons are heavier than water
- Hookers in Chicory Creek don’t ask for money up front- even from drifters who live in their cars.
- An entire town can be murdered- along with a few FBI agents, and no one cares.
Bad Movie Thursday 
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