Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: 1/1/18

Starring:  No One

Plot:  It’s really not clear.  There’s some kind of warrior, who appears to be an amateur wrestler.

Rules:

• Boobs
• “Warrior”
• Gratuitous and/or completely useless scenes.
• People putting on and taking off sunglasses.
• Video skips

Quotes:

• “We eat, we drink, we come back here and play a little twister.”  –  “Will I hate myself in the morning?”  –  “I hope you do.”
• “Man, there are a lot of trees down there!”
• “That southern owl is an endangered species.”  –  “Well, it’s not endangered anymore.”
• “Everything I touch has a way of exploding.”
• “There’s something I have to get off my chest.”  –  “What is it?”  – “This!” (the shirt)
• “I’m the only one (who can access the master computer) as far as we know.  But it can be done by any expert with enough time, data, and access codes.”
• “He pretends to be a good citizen, he frequents the arts, and he donates to charity.”
• “Doughnuts, chili, ice cream, and beer.  That pretty much covers the 4 food groups.”
• “Some business this is.  All we ended up with is a bunch of singed underwear.”

Viewer Quotes:

• “They look wall-eyed!”
• “Was that Ron?”
• “Fuel storage, what could happen?”
• “No!  Not Ron!”

• She’s a cobra.
• You should pack your gun right up against your knob.
• Sharks and scorpions are good dancers.
• The more you sweat, the less you bleed.
• Ain’t nothing like a right cross.  Everything else just sucks.
• Don’t take cover in a fuel storage shed during a gun fight.
• People call Dallas Big D.

Final Take: You probably should already know what you’re getting into when you start this movie.  It’s a bunch of super-fake 90’s boobs, a god-awful plot and some really bottom shelf acting.  All told, it was still pretty enjoyable to watch.  Keep your expectations low and you should have a good time.