Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 5/25/2017

Starring: A surprising number of big name actors – Ron Perlman, Thomas Jane, John Malkovich, Alfred from Gotham, that chick from Sin City, etc.

Plot: 28th century soldier Mitch Hunter leads a fight against an army of underworld Mutants.

Rules

• Overly complicated transition shots
• References to the machine
• Big name actors who shouldn’t be in this movie
• (Advanced Rule) – Extreme close-ups
• Smoking cigarettes
• References to “corporation”

Quotes

• “Do you not receive the sacrament?”  –  “I’m not hungry.”
• “Death is the shark.  I’m just a guy with a gun.”
• “You can fuck a lot of people.  You only die once.”
• “There’s this girl.  I don’t even know her name…” – “You gave your ticket to a girl and you didn’t even fuck her?” – “I said I didn’t know her name.” – “So you did fuck her then!”
• “And she’ll show her gratitude by shining my crack all the way to Mars.”
• “What do you weight?” – “Very little.”
• “What does it say?” – “Abandon all hope…motherfuckers.”
• “Any last words?” – “Shut the fuck up.”
• “What do you believe?” – “I don’t get paid to believe…I get paid to fuck shit up.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Are they flying a plane or operating a train?”
• “Anybody hurt?  We’ve just been fighting mutants, for crissakes.”
• “A steam-powered ship can make it to Mars?”
• “Luckily the other mutants are giving them this time for a one-on-one battle.”

Things We Learned

• Mutants can fly planes.
• Machines can create mutants and have no reason to do so.
• 800 years in the future machines will be flown using coal.
• There are no countries, only corporations.