Date Watched: 8/13/15
Starring: Halle Berry
Plot: A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.
Rules
- Halle Berry acting out cat stereotypes
- Bad cat puns
- Flashing eyes
- “Mau”
- “Midnight”
- Terrible CGI
Quotes
- “They say she jumps around like a cat. What should we call her? Cat Chick? No, Cat Broad.”
- “You are Patience…and you are Catwoman.”
- “Resist the urge to date woman born the same day they invented the cell phone.”
- “Game over.” – “Guess what? It’s overtime!”
Viewer Quotes
- “This is what a cat would do if it became human.”
- “This soundtrack is disturbingly awful. It is way too distracting.”
Things We Learned
- Cats can resuscitate dead people.
- Being resuscitated by a cat makes you a phenomenal basketball player.
- Catwoman has the worst soundtrack. Of all time.
- Nobody looks twice at you when you walk into a club with a cat mask on.
- Skinny people can slip right out of jail cells.
Final Take:
Bad Movie Thursday 
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