14
Aug
15

Catwoman

catwoman

Date Watched: 8/13/15

Starring: Halle Berry

Plot: A shy woman, endowed with the speed, reflexes, and senses of a cat, walks a thin line between criminal and hero, even as a detective doggedly pursues her, fascinated by both of her personas.

Rules

  • Halle Berry acting out cat stereotypes
  • Bad cat puns
  • Flashing eyes
  • “Mau”
  • “Midnight”
  • Terrible CGI

Quotes

  • “They say she jumps around like a cat.  What should we call her?  Cat Chick?  No, Cat Broad.”
  • “You are Patience…and you are Catwoman.”
  • “Resist the urge to date woman born the same day they invented the cell phone.”
  • “Game over.” – “Guess what?  It’s overtime!”

Viewer Quotes

  • “This is what a cat would do if it became human.”
  • “This soundtrack is disturbingly awful.  It is way too distracting.”

Things We Learned

  • Cats can resuscitate dead people.
  • Being resuscitated by a cat makes you a phenomenal basketball player.
  • Catwoman has the worst soundtrack.  Of all time.
  • Nobody looks twice at you when you walk into a club with a cat mask on.
  • Skinny people can slip right out of jail cells.

Final Take:

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