Viewing Date: 7/23/2015
Starring: Greg Grunberg (from Heroes!), Lin Shaye
A giant alien spider escapes from a military lab and rampage the city of Los Angeles. When a massive military strike fails, it is up to a team of scientists and one clever exterminator to kill the creature before the city is destroyed. (IMDB)
- Spider bites
- Say “spider”
- Main character (Alex) hits on a girl
- Alex hits toy on back of his truck
- Say “Stage 5”
“Like the living dead?” “No Jose.” “But I like those movies.”
“Did you see the arachnid?” “I don’t know what you said- I like your pipe.”
“What I saw was 20 inches and black.” “Oh.. Sounds funny.”
“So we got to shoot the spider in the butt….”
“I’ll see you in hell!!!”
(none- sorry. This is for us.)
- Big spiders cause power fluctuations
- Spiders like shiny objects
- But it is only to catch bums
- You kill spiders by shooting them in the butt
- You don’t have to worry about the alien baby spiders that just hatched. I’m sure it will be just fine. Congratulations everyone.
Not too bad. We don’t think it was worthy of the 4.5+ stars on Netflix, but it was an above average bad movie. Even though he was the stereotypical comic relief, the clear highlight of the move was the sidekick Jose. He had all the best lines and was the best thing the movie had going. Of course for a movie like this this you aren’t going to get too caught up with the relationship development or the military response to a crisis of this magnitude, but they could have tried just a little harder.
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