Bad Movie Thursday

Viewing Date: Dec 11, 2014

Plot: A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.

Starring: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Kelly Osborne, Mark McGrath, Vivica A. Fox, Andy Dick, Kari Wuhrer

Rules

• Sharknado
• D-List celebrities getting killed.
• “209”
• “Shark”
• A shark eats someones limb / head
• “Finn”

Quotes

• “You should be eating fresh, you know.” – Jared Fogel
• “Take my hand, I’m going to save you.”
• “Frogger.”
• “You know what you just did, didn’t you?”  “Don’t say it.”  “Jumped the shark.”
• “Even the sharknados are tougher in New York.”
• “…shark falling rates of two inches per hour…”
• “Let’s go show them what it means to be a hero.  Let’s go show them what it means to be a New Yorker.  Let’s go kill some sharks!!”
• “Not going to need this again.” (as he tosses aside her previously eaten / severed arm)

Viewer Quotes

• “Tara Reid has old person neck!”
• “They’ve run on ‘a-head’ of the Statue of Liberty tumbling head.”
• “He knows exactly what’s going on.”  “He’s a surfer, after all.”
• “I wish there was more Andy Dick in this movie.”

What We Learned

• Giant crocodiles live in the NY Subways (well, we know that from urban legends).
• Sharknado 2 was brought to you by Coors Light and Subway
• D-Listers come out in droves for Sharnado.”
• Sharks can stay alive airborne in a sharknado for days at a time, and they don’t digest arms / guns that they