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Sharknado 2: The Second One

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Viewing Date: Dec 11, 2014

Plot: A freak weather system turns its deadly fury on New York City, unleashing a Sharknado on the population and its most cherished, iconic sites – and only Fin and April can save the Big Apple.

Starring: Ian Ziering, Tara Reid, Kelly Osborne, Mark McGrath, Vivica A. Fox, Andy Dick, Kari Wuhrer

Rules

  • Sharknado
  • D-List celebrities getting killed.
  • “209”
  • “Shark”
  • A shark eats someones limb / head
  • “Finn”

Quotes

  • “You should be eating fresh, you know.” – Jared Fogel
  • “Take my hand, I’m going to save you.”
  • “Frogger.”
  • “You know what you just did, didn’t you?”  “Don’t say it.”  “Jumped the shark.”
  • “Even the sharknados are tougher in New York.”
  • “…shark falling rates of two inches per hour…”
  • “Let’s go show them what it means to be a hero.  Let’s go show them what it means to be a New Yorker.  Let’s go kill some sharks!!”
  • “Not going to need this again.” (as he tosses aside her previously eaten / severed arm)

Viewer Quotes

  • “Tara Reid has old person neck!”
  • “They’ve run on ‘a-head’ of the Statue of Liberty tumbling head.”
  • “He knows exactly what’s going on.”  “He’s a surfer, after all.”
  • “I wish there was more Andy Dick in this movie.”

What We Learned

  • Giant crocodiles live in the NY Subways (well, we know that from urban legends).
  • Sharknado 2 was brought to you by Coors Light and Subway
  • D-Listers come out in droves for Sharnado.”
  • Sharks can stay alive airborne in a sharknado for days at a time, and they don’t digest arms / guns that they



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