Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 12/26/2013

Starring: Mila Jovovovich, Michelle Rodriguez

 Plot:  Alice fights alongside a resistance movement in the continuing battle against the Umbrella Corporation and the undead.

Rules

• Gratuitous 3d
• Umbrella Corporation mention or showing of the symbol
• Face monster appears
• Combat Flips

Quotes

• “Project Alice: Who do you work for?”
• “What is all this?  Why is everything in Russian?  And what’s with the S & M getup?”
• “Congratulations.  You’re officially a badass.”

Viewer Quotes

• “These zombies are from a zombie’s nightmare”
• “A zombie army with machine guns!”
• “Is she a copy?” – “That’s the question!”
• “Yeah!  Russian zombie with a chainsaw!”
• “Why does she sign if she can hear and talk?” – “Maybe she’s a defecive copy.”
• “Zombie doing a wheelie!”
• “These russian zombies are the primo versions.”
• “Maybe in 2d it looks better.”
• “This chick and her buddhist palm of death!”
• “Just because you save a girl’s life does not mean you instantly get into her panties.”

What We Learned

• One punch can stop the heart.
• Michelle Rodriguez is still a bitch.
• Somebody found a way to make a movie where Michelle Rodriguez can be killed more than once, much to the audience’s amusement.
• Characters are more sympathetic when they have to use sign language, even if they can both speak and hear.