Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 10/21/2021

Starring: Adriana Barazza, Richard Brake

Plot: In the Barrio of Oak Springs live a strong and stubborn group of elderly friends who refuse to be gentrified. Their leader, Lupita, keeps them together as a community, a family. But little did they know, their beloved Bingo hall is about to be sold to a much more powerful force than money itself.

Rules

• Bingoisms
• “Oak Springs”
• The Goop

Quotes

• “And for your information, I prefer store-bought to this liquid cat shit.”
• “Welcome to Oak Springs, motherfucker!”

Viewer Quotes

• “Is this a horror movie or is this an old woman’s barber shop?”

Things We Learned

• The devil operates through bingo halls.
• The devil is filled with green goop.
• You don’t fuck with Oak Springs
• You can kill the devil by burning money.

Final Take: This movie was a slow burn. It was a long buildup to a few ultra-violent scenes. It did not make bingo look any classier. There was a bit of a message about consumerism and gambling that didn’t quite lend itself to light-hearted drinking and laughing, but overall it was memorable. And the rules worked out pretty well.