21
Sep
18

Tremors: A Cold Day In Hell

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Date Watched: 09/20/18

Starring: Michael Gross, Jamie Kennedy, Tremor O’Neill

Plot: Graboids are attacking people in a desert, that also may supposed to be a snow-field.  Time to suit up.

Rules

  • “Graboids” or “Assblaster”
  • Nods to Oregon
  • Severed limbs/body parts

Quotes

  • “Hell, I’m hotter than a .50 cal on full auto.”
  • “From one kill-site, we recovered a severed head, a torso, and a half-eaten testicle.”
  • “That flaming sphincter is on the roof.”
  • “Get back here!  Don’t follow stupid with stupid.”
  • “Oh come on.  If you’re going to piss like a puppy, stay on the porch.”
  • “My balls are in the guiness book of balls.”
  • “At least the gland wasn’t in the prostate.”

Viewer Quotes

  • “Did he crap his pants or something?” – “Did he have an assblaster?”
  • “I one day hope to high-five Jamie Kennedy for some reason.”

Things We Learned

  • You can fly over Canada and land in California
  • Assblasters explode when you shoot them in the ass.
  • Don’t let the urgent get in the way of the important.
  • It’s impossible to count the graboids without a seismic vibration monitor.
  • Blood ain’t thicker than ammo.

Final TakeIt’s exactly what you’d expect.  You should know what you’re getting yourself into by now.

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