Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 09/20/18

Starring: Michael Gross, Jamie Kennedy, Tremor O’Neill

Plot: Graboids are attacking people in a desert, that also may supposed to be a snow-field.  Time to suit up.

Rules

• “Graboids” or “Assblaster”
• Nods to Oregon
• Severed limbs/body parts

Quotes

• “Hell, I’m hotter than a .50 cal on full auto.”
• “From one kill-site, we recovered a severed head, a torso, and a half-eaten testicle.”
• “That flaming sphincter is on the roof.”
• “Get back here!  Don’t follow stupid with stupid.”
• “Oh come on.  If you’re going to piss like a puppy, stay on the porch.”
• “My balls are in the guiness book of balls.”
• “At least the gland wasn’t in the prostate.”

Viewer Quotes

• “Did he crap his pants or something?” – “Did he have an assblaster?”
• “I one day hope to high-five Jamie Kennedy for some reason.”

Things We Learned

• You can fly over Canada and land in California
• Assblasters explode when you shoot them in the ass.
• Don’t let the urgent get in the way of the important.
• It’s impossible to count the graboids without a seismic vibration monitor.
• Blood ain’t thicker than ammo.

Final Take: It’s exactly what you’d expect.  You should know what you’re getting yourself into by now.