Bad Movie Thursday

Date Watched: 4/12/18

Starring: Michael Fassbender, lots of “others”.

Plot: Have you played the game?  It’s the game.

Rules

• Time Travel
• “Assassin” or “the Creed”
• Talk about or show the Apple of Eden
• Assassinating people (with the hidden blade = 2x)
• Present time Fassbender mirroring past Fassbender.
• Jeremy Irons standing pensively in the window.

Quotes

• “Violence is what kept me alive.”  –  “Well, technically you’re dead.”
• “When I die today, don’t waste your tears.”
• “He’s synchronizing…”
• “I can’t feel my legs.”  –  “The paralysis is temporary.”

Viewer Quotes

• “There’s nothing quotable in this movie.”
• “He’s so awesome he broke the machine.”  –  “He got an achievement.”
• “That guy went for the claw hand?”  –  “That’s what I would go for.”
• “I don’t understand, at all.  Was this attempting to set up a sequel?”

Things We Learned

• The Animus must fling your body forward to synchronize your memories.
• Assassin’s and Templars have been at war for centuries.